Proof The Ariana Grande, Victoria Justice, McKayla Maroney Nude Leaks Are Real


Former Nickelodeon stars Ariana Grande and Victoria Justice, along with US Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney, have all taken to Twitter to deny that the nude cell phone photos that were recently leaked are of them.


Of course this may not have been the smartest move, because by saying it is not them in the photos Ariana, Victoria, and McKayala can now not claim copyright infringement and have the photos removed.


Adding further to the stupidity of their denial is the fact that scientists at the “Celeb Jihad Institute of Celebrity Nudes And Nuclear Research” in Tehran have found what they say is conclusive proof that the nude photos of Ariana Grande, Victoria Justice, and McKayla Maroney are in fact real.


See for yourself by reviewing their extremely scientific findings below.



Subject: Ariana Grande


The Claim:


Ariana Grande denial

The Evidence:


Ariana Grande nude proof

*Notice the same nail polish, red wrist bands, and highlighted hair


Side by Side Comparison With An Official Picture:


Ariana Grande nude proof

The Verdict:


Ariana Grande has been found guilty of 1st degree sluttery under Sharia law. The sentence is lapidation.



Subject: Victoria Justice


The Claim:


Victoria Justice denial

The Evidence:


Victoria Justice nude proof

Side by Side Comparison With An Official Picture:


Victoria Justice nude proof

The Verdict:


Victoria Justice has been found guilty of attention whoring in the 2nd degree under Sharia law. The sentence is flogging with stiff Nile reeds.



Subject: McKayla Maroney


The Claim:


McKayla Maroney denial

The Verdict:


McKayla Maroney has been found guilty of aggravated immorality under Sharia law. She has been released into my custody, and must report to my cave on the Afghanistan-Pakistan border immediately.


Update: McKayla Maroney has finally confessed to her crimes and declared a copyright on her shameful nude photos. Praise be to Allah!