The Top 20 Hottest Women From The 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Part 1


Sports Illustrated just released their 2016 Swimsuit Issue, and it is perhaps the largest collection of nude and nearly nude models and female sports stars ever assembled.


Below are our picks for the top 20 hottest women from the 2016 SI Swimsuit issue…. For who better then us virile Muslims to sort through this epic compilation of celebrity skin, since we have vigorously penetrated every orifice on these women during their stints in Middle Eastern harems, and will one day experience women of this caliber again as virgins upon entering martyr’s paradise.


#20 Lindsey Vonn


Lindsey Vonn

First up we have US gold metal skier and mudshark whore for golfer Tiger Woods, Lindsey Vonn showing off her sturdy, but irreparably tainted frame in body paint.

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#19 Chrissy Teigen


Chrissy Teigen

Next we have another no good coal burner in model and R&B singer John Legend’s wife, Chrissy Teigen. Honestly Chrissy’s photos would not have even made our top 20 list if it wasn’t for that fine looking specimen of a donkey.

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Chrissy Teigen Chrissy Teigen Chrissy Teigen


#18 Bo Krsmanovic


Bo Krsmanovic

Eastern European model Bo Krsmanovic is up next. Bo has a top notch ass, but she appears to be a bit wonky-eyed from taking one too many cocks up it.

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Bo Krsmanovic Bo Krsmanovic


#17 Lily Aldridge


Lily Aldridge

Moving along, here we have model Lily Aldridge. She is a bit mousy faced and does not have the best tits or ass we are about to bear witness to.

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Lily Aldridge Lily Aldridge Lily Aldridge
Lily Aldridge Lily Aldridge Lily Aldridge
Lily Aldridge Lily Aldridge Lily Aldridge
Lily Aldridge Lily Aldridge Lily Aldridge


#16 Caroline Wozniacki


Caroline Wozniacki

Tennis star Caroline Wozniacki shows off her athletic frame while nearly nude in body paint. Certainly with a body like this Caroline would look hotter with a yolk around her neck while hooked up to a plow.

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Caroline Wozniacki Caroline Wozniacki


#15 Erin Heatherton


Erin Heatherton

At first I thought that it was thick pubic hair covering Erin Heatherton’s sinful sex organs in these photos. On closer inspection it turned out to be seaweed. Rest assured Erin earned herself a fatwa for getting my hopes up.

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Erin Heatherton Erin Heatherton Erin Heatherton


#14 Sofia Resing


Sofia Resing

Sofia Resing is up next with special celebrity guest star Lamar Odom.

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Sofia Resing Sofia Resing


#13 Barbara Palvin


Barbara Palvin

Lucky number 13 is first time SI swimsuit model Barbara Palvin. Which coincidentally is the number of cocks Barbara had to suck to get in this issue.

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Barbara Palvin Barbara Palvin


#12 Kate Bock


Kate Bock

Kate Bock’s last name rhymes with rock. Which is kind of funny because one day us Muslims will stone her for these sinful photos.

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Kate Bock Kate Bock


#11 Daniela Lopez Osorio


Daniela Lopez Osorio

Rounding out our first half is Daniela Lopez Osorio, who is actually an alternate in this year’s issue. Leave it to a lazy Mexican to not finish the job, and get herself into the main issue.

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