Miley Cyrus Tells Taylor Swift Leave Celeb Jihad Alone Or Else

Miley Cyrus Tells Taylor Swift Leave Celeb Jihad Alone Or Else

We here at Celeb Jihad have extensively chronicled Miley Cyrus’ remarkable conversion from Hollywood teen whore to Islamic extremist, and along the way we have become the biggest Miley Cyrus fans west of Damascus. That is why it comes as no surprise that Miley Cyrus has come to our defense in our ongoing battle with ..

Justin Bieber Speaks Out On Condom Use

Justin Bieber Speaks Out On Condom Use

Justin Bieber is currently dealing with a paternity lawsuit after a young woman claimed Bieber had unprotected sex with her in a bathroom and got her pregnant. In response to the public backlash regarding the news that Justin Bieber has bareback bathroom sex, Biebs agreed to take part in the above condom awareness campaign. Justin ..

Demi Lovato Flaunts Her Disgusting Cleavage

Demi Lovato Flaunts Her Disgusting Cleavage

Former Disney star Demi Lovato flaunted her boxy chest and uneven prematurely sagging breasts at the Mexican Grammy Awards yesterday. Clearly Demi Lovato has hit a new low by prostituting her wide body and deformed cleavage for a Mexican award show like this. However, one can not help but wonder how low Demi Lovato will ..

Ariana Grande Caught Underage Drinking

Ariana Grande Caught Underage Drinking

Following in the footsteps of fellow teen Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice, Ariana Grande was caught on camera underage drinking. As you can see in the photo above, Ariana Grande wraps her luscious teen lips around the rim of a glass while consuming the last drops of some sinful alcoholic beverage. With her decision making impaired ..

Taylor Swift Shows Her Nipple… Again

Taylor Swift Shows Her Nipple… Again

As you can see in the photo above, country music star Taylor Swift is brazenly showing off her nipple (probably for the second time). Taylor Swift just can not seem to stop exposing her slutty bird chest to the world. What Taylor Swift hopes to accomplish by repeatedly showing her nipples is anyone’s guess. My ..

Victoria’s Secret 2011 Fashion Show Pics

Victoria’s Secret 2011 Fashion Show Pics

The 2011 Victoria’s Secret lingerie fashion show was last night in New York City. As you can see in the photos below the infidel science of lingerie is completely absurd. How kuffar men can be turned on by anorexic women wearing random scraps of cloth and scaffolding is beyond me. Give me a proper Muslim ..

Justin Bieber Bathroom Or Jerry Sandusky Shower?

Justin Bieber Bathroom Or Jerry Sandusky Shower?

Where would you rather go, with Justin Bieber to the bathroom or Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky to the showers? For me I think the answer is pretty obvious… Jerry Sandusky to the showers. Jerry Sandusky is being crucified by the Zionist mainstream media simply for giving under privileged boys one hell of a ..

Rihanna Slutty Vacation Pics

Rihanna Slutty Vacation Pics

Rihanna released a set of pictures from her recent slutty lesboqueer vacation in which she sailed around the Caribbean satisfying her taste for seafood (without eating fish). Yes, these pictures of Rihanna frolicking around on a ship with a couple of she-beast dykes are some of the most offensive I have ever seen, and they ..

Victoria Justice Is Now A Hooker

Victoria Justice Is Now A Hooker

As you can see in the picture above, Hollywood has chewed up and spit out another child star, and now Victoria Justice has found work in a more honorable profession as a filthy street-walking whore. Victoria Justice rose to prominence by relentlessly “auditioning” for pedophiles, doing whatever it took to get to the top before ..

Heavy D Dead At 44

Heavy D Dead At 44

Rap legend and Bad Boy recording artist Heavy D died late last night when he was caught in a drive-by shooting after a Vibe Magazine party in Los Angeles. Heavy D took the rap world by storm with his smooth flow, and is probably best known for his hit songs “Big Poppa”, “Hypnotize”, and “Juicy”. ..

Hayden Panettiere Dresses Up As Selena Gomez

Hayden Panettiere Dresses Up As Selena Gomez

Newly converted Muslim Hayden Panettiere is already obediently following the will of Allah by mocking former Disney star Selena Gomez for her slutty ways. Hayden put on a black wig, fishnet stockings, and let her ass hang out to complete the nearly perfect Selena Gomez costume. I say nearly perfect because without a good amount ..

Justin Bieber Takes 3 Lucky Fans To The Bathroom

Justin Bieber Takes 3 Lucky Fans To The Bathroom

Say what you will about Justin Bieber, but he really loves his fans. As is evidenced by the court documents filed by Justin Bieber fan and alleged baby mama Mariah Yeater, who claims that Justin took her into a bathroom and told her he wanted to “f*ck the sh*t” out of her but only lasted ..